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Showing posts with label Relationships. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Relationships. Show all posts
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Jokes: 7 Drugs For Men Developed By Female Scientists Currently Awaiting NAFDAC Approval
Here is a list of 7 Drugs by female scientists for men. These drugs are designed to help bring to a stop some of the habits that have been observed to be very common with men in the society today. It is therefore advised that women use these drugs once they have been approved by NAFDAC
ANIVERSIA: the drugs Triggers memories for birthdays and anniversaries...
SLIMOXIL: this one widens male cornea making wives always appear slim...
Love: Kelvin Hart Sings Praises to His Wife Eniko Parrish
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Kelvin and Wife Eniko Perrish |
Through his instagram handle, Kelvin Hart has gradually began rebuilding his relationship with his wife Eniko Parrish.
News has it that he is doing this to be able to regain the trust of his wife after his cheating scandal. The commedian and actor also urged critics to feel free to drop hateful comments as its all well deserving for him.
Short Stories: The Consequences Of Mark's Infidelity
I remember that time when Salome caught Mark on top woman. It was not a small sometin that day ooo.
My brothers and sister, Amanda was mad, Amanda's skin turned red, as red as my teacher's red pen. She wanted to co front mark but as usual,it would be the same story and if care is not taken, she go chop igbati join self.
Na so Amanda silently walked out of the house and went back to hers, Mark was deeply engrossed in satisfying his desires, so he didn't take note.
My brothers and sister, Amanda was mad, Amanda's skin turned red, as red as my teacher's red pen. She wanted to co front mark but as usual,it would be the same story and if care is not taken, she go chop igbati join self.
Na so Amanda silently walked out of the house and went back to hers, Mark was deeply engrossed in satisfying his desires, so he didn't take note.
Short Stories: Chronicles Of DNA Ep 2
....the test results showed that Mark and Tolu were a total Mismatch. In other words, there is no match for their DNAs.
Mark was broken. His fears have finally caught up with him. His world is finally crumbled and his only heir, the boy he'd been so proud of has finally turned out to be another Man's Child.
Love Series: My GirlFriend Ep 4
.....A few hours passed, baby after eating demanded a lift to go see someone. According to her, he lives just over 4 towns away and I know taking her there would really mean a lot.
I actually want to go see this person that's been sharing her attention with me, that has always called each and every time I step out to get or do something.
Love Series:My GehFren Ep 3
.....Seeing how I was feeling at the sight of that text, I knew I would wanna throw a punch on anything that comes close to me cos deep within me, I knew I was sharing this pretty woman with some man out there...
I'm certainly the stingy type when it comes to my woman! No let's say I'm the pride here, no one comes into my territory without a good fight and no male tastes my game while I'm still in the den.
It was such a cool night, I quickly picked a stool and sat close to her, this time I has my head right on her right arm, she tried to place her other hand right on my head but for the pinch of the needles running through her left arm.
By the time I woke up, I realized she wasn't right there on the bed. I was a bit worried cos I don't know if my fears have finally caught up with me...
Trying to clear my eyes, I gently turned and also yawned to free the sleep off my eyes. There she was...
She's actually had her bath, put on her favorite gown and coming closer, she reached me with both arms wide open. She extended that hug I've missed for a lot of days now and this time, she made it so tight.
My happiness all flew back, she's stronger now, in a few minutes we'll be going home. I will first take her to my place so we spend the weekend and have a good time for ourselves.
She added a kiss too, you know that kind of a kiss naa. You just don't want to kiss with all the strength in you cos you know she's not too strong. We kissed anyways. We're happy...
Seconds later, she went straight to her phone, she scrolled through the missed calls, she checked her inbox too. On checking the inbox, she threw a very rough stare at me and smiled. Me too, I smiled. Wonder what she's thinking that's making her smile.
We finally got home just a fee minutes after 9, we talked a lot in the car. Stepped down to open the gate, drove right to the front of the door and reached for the passenger side.
Lifted her off the seat and gently carried her inside the sitting room. Dropped a hug along with a "Welcome home honey"....
" You know I missed you so much right?
She smiled... I left to get a few stuff of the trunk and hurried back inside.
On getting inside, I saw her standing just beside the window with her phone on her left ear....
"I'm sorry I couldn't call you back last night, the thing is I was fast asleep, don't worry, just a few hours later, I'll come over at your place so we can have a long talk"... She told the caller.
I was frozen, with my heart pounding like the mortar of an Edo woman pounding YAM for her husband.
The items I'd picked from the trunk almost fell off my hands as a more anger grew within me.
Who could this caller be?
Why does he always have to call each time I loose a time with her?
Has he been sharing this fine geh with me?
Is it her dad?
But why would he send a text calling her a "Jewel"
Well, time will tell...
To Be Continued....
©MrPinner 2017
Love Series: My Girl Friend Ep 1
Boo called, she wanted us to meet at her place. Its been a while since my last visit, since we last spent time with each other. I was a baht guy! All thanks to my New Job.
I was able to walk a walk from the office and getting to her place, I could see a lot of sand at the front pavement. Wonder if somebody even lives here.
Tears For The Nation: NIGERIA; SICK "NATION", GHOST PRESIDENT.
NIGERIA; SICK "NATION", GHOST PRESIDENT.
By Charles Ogbu.
Let me start by categorically asserting that the Buhari presidency ended months ago. What we are currently experiencing is a Deja Vu of the Yaradua situation. Sadly, there is no Dora Akunyili to save Nigeria in the real sense of the word. Even sadder is the fact that the bunch of soulless hypocrites like Pastor Tunde Bakare, Father Ejike Mbaka, Femi Falana etc who pretended saving Nigeria years ago have all gone deaf, dumb and blind now that Nigeria is in dire need of saving.
By Charles Ogbu.
Let me start by categorically asserting that the Buhari presidency ended months ago. What we are currently experiencing is a Deja Vu of the Yaradua situation. Sadly, there is no Dora Akunyili to save Nigeria in the real sense of the word. Even sadder is the fact that the bunch of soulless hypocrites like Pastor Tunde Bakare, Father Ejike Mbaka, Femi Falana etc who pretended saving Nigeria years ago have all gone deaf, dumb and blind now that Nigeria is in dire need of saving.
Lifestyle: Reason Why You Need To Be Real In Everything You Do
That day I copied from my class mate, I Submitted and scored 6/6. It was Calculus which I actually don't have a flare for.
Later on, the lecturer caught and asked me to take a through the same course since I was so good at it, I began to flop. Suddenly sweat drooled down my armpit. My feet nko? They were shaking and I post my self confidence.
Later on, the lecturer caught and asked me to take a through the same course since I was so good at it, I began to flop. Suddenly sweat drooled down my armpit. My feet nko? They were shaking and I post my self confidence.
Short Story: How I Never Allowed Xenophobic Influence Affect My Love For Her
Stopped at the airport to pick her up. Its been such a long journey from South Africa. We've been dating electronically for months now, we're so attached and would be ready to go any miles for each other.
About 21.05GMT, I sat just outside Murtala Muhammed Airport to welcome her since its her first time here in Nigeria.
I was so restless especially as the chats, our video calls, the thoughts of her red lips, what it'll feel like to have those pressed against mine, her beautiful curves, her beautifully shaped boobs, all lingered on my mind and at this time I can't wait to have these all to myself. I know she felt same too.
My heart Skipped as I watched her step off the hall, pushing a trolley with her box and other goodies on it.
O yea...!
That's Makoma! Were the only words that could come out of my mouth.
I ran as quickly as my feet's could carry me and finally had her jump into my arms. The hug was tight and I could feel her heart beat as it raced above the normal rate (100 beats/minute)...
Kissing her, I could hear people murmur from the crowd. Some went like "na south African woman make this woman dey jump like mugu?
For me sef I nor send. Wetin concern me with where the only person wen dey gladden my heart come from?
She's from south Africa, if e pain you try drink Acid.
I called on the Cab man who assisted me put her baggages in the trunk as I shortly joined her in the back seat.
The kissing continued till we got back to our suite in F & G Hotels...
We rolled on and off the sheets till they finally began to smell like us, our lips really had a lot to do as the kisses continued to compliment our love making, our hearts beating against each other, her moaning, my moaning loud enough to upset the occupants in the next suite but for the beautiful sound of the music.
The night was a lovely one, we had the best time in Lagos and even till the day she left.
She had the best time if her life in Nigeria and last last she began to wonder if I actually was a Nigerian...
Why didn't the events of #Xenophobic Attacks on my people kill my love for her? Why didn't I stop loving her?
Well, its my heart, she's my woman. She makes me happy and never gave any reason for me to feel or have doubts about her love for me...
So we remained in love and continued to love each other till I write the next episode.
©MrPinner 2017
About 21.05GMT, I sat just outside Murtala Muhammed Airport to welcome her since its her first time here in Nigeria.
I was so restless especially as the chats, our video calls, the thoughts of her red lips, what it'll feel like to have those pressed against mine, her beautiful curves, her beautifully shaped boobs, all lingered on my mind and at this time I can't wait to have these all to myself. I know she felt same too.
My heart Skipped as I watched her step off the hall, pushing a trolley with her box and other goodies on it.
O yea...!
That's Makoma! Were the only words that could come out of my mouth.
I ran as quickly as my feet's could carry me and finally had her jump into my arms. The hug was tight and I could feel her heart beat as it raced above the normal rate (100 beats/minute)...
Kissing her, I could hear people murmur from the crowd. Some went like "na south African woman make this woman dey jump like mugu?
For me sef I nor send. Wetin concern me with where the only person wen dey gladden my heart come from?
She's from south Africa, if e pain you try drink Acid.
I called on the Cab man who assisted me put her baggages in the trunk as I shortly joined her in the back seat.
The kissing continued till we got back to our suite in F & G Hotels...
We rolled on and off the sheets till they finally began to smell like us, our lips really had a lot to do as the kisses continued to compliment our love making, our hearts beating against each other, her moaning, my moaning loud enough to upset the occupants in the next suite but for the beautiful sound of the music.
The night was a lovely one, we had the best time in Lagos and even till the day she left.
She had the best time if her life in Nigeria and last last she began to wonder if I actually was a Nigerian...
Why didn't the events of #Xenophobic Attacks on my people kill my love for her? Why didn't I stop loving her?
Well, its my heart, she's my woman. She makes me happy and never gave any reason for me to feel or have doubts about her love for me...
So we remained in love and continued to love each other till I write the next episode.
©MrPinner 2017
Heart Broken: After All My Fight, They Betrayed Me
After the 7th day, they brought me out to the open. A room measuring 2 square ceilings, for the 83rd time, he asked
"Where is she?
" How do I locate her" and for the 84th time, I have the same answer as always - I don't know
Knowing fully well that the moment I tell him, he'll locate my wife, kill her and my you her brother.
He took me to the interrogation room once again, this time he actually meant to increase the pain. He wanted me to either spill the secret or die like a nobody.
To help him achieve this, he jammed a needle right through my finger, ran these through a motor battery and switched on the circuit.
Its meant to electrocute me each time my heart beat fell lower than normal thereby causing more serious pain.
Because of my training during my time in the CIA, I could survive this but not for long...
Seeing how miserable I was beginning to look, with my swollen eyes, shaky fingers and sweat all over my face, he came right through my left ears and whispered "You'll die slowly"
I was ready to accept this. All I wanted was the safety of my wife and my only brother James.
Seeing I was much stronger than he'd predicted, he and his team arraigned me to animal building.
This was a bit filled with dungs, they tied my hands to a stake Hung just a little above my head and left me to enjoy the smell of the pig's dungs. It was an environment filled with nothing buy raw ammonia.
The smell was awful, my love for her was worth it. I stayed on.
This continued for over a year.
The last day, as I was dragged to the interrogation room once again, I suddenly realized there were just the 2 men holding me in the camp, looking at them, I knew they've been given an order to shoot to kill if ever I tried to escape.
They put me down, bent to grab the kits, but this was the only chance I had. I grabbed a rifle from one of them, flung it up to shatter this upper jaws, the next second the rifle was mine, I ducked as the other man threw a very heavy punch towards me.
Standing once again, I ducked once again but this time, I placed a fine kick just right through his thighs. Felt like I'd crushed his Blokos or something closer than that's cos I could see him cry in pains.
I had the time to take all the shots I could. Emptied the damn magazine on him, took the keys off his pocket and reached the truck outside the yard.
Got out, and then I headed to the border...
Got to city and with a few tools and the gsm I found in he truck, I bought a Sim and dialled a few numbers.
Didn't want to hear all she was saying, all I wanted was to see her once again. To hold her in my arms and to tell her its alright even though its been over a year.
Thank goodness I found someone that had just the same shape, walked like her too, even the hair were just as dark as hers but one thing was not the same.
She looked pale. This could only happen with a pregnant woman. I got closer and seeing her, happiness overwhelmed me.
Hugged, reached her lips for a kiss, but she turned away to avoid my lips. Maybe she isn't ready.
Minutes later, she broke the greatest reality to me. She was pregnant for my brother.
The same people for whom I'd fought and killed. The same reasons why I was made to share a room with pigs and their dung. The same people for whom I'd stayed hungry for a long time.
They'd all betrayed me, while I was suffering, they made love to the extent they even made a child too.
That was how betrayed I was.
All my fight was for vanity, no love at home, no brother to tell me welcome.
I cried, but I'm a man. I held my head up and stood up to reality
I was betrayed
©MrPinner 2017
"Where is she?
" How do I locate her" and for the 84th time, I have the same answer as always - I don't know
Knowing fully well that the moment I tell him, he'll locate my wife, kill her and my you her brother.
He took me to the interrogation room once again, this time he actually meant to increase the pain. He wanted me to either spill the secret or die like a nobody.
To help him achieve this, he jammed a needle right through my finger, ran these through a motor battery and switched on the circuit.
Its meant to electrocute me each time my heart beat fell lower than normal thereby causing more serious pain.
Because of my training during my time in the CIA, I could survive this but not for long...
Seeing how miserable I was beginning to look, with my swollen eyes, shaky fingers and sweat all over my face, he came right through my left ears and whispered "You'll die slowly"
I was ready to accept this. All I wanted was the safety of my wife and my only brother James.
Seeing I was much stronger than he'd predicted, he and his team arraigned me to animal building.
This was a bit filled with dungs, they tied my hands to a stake Hung just a little above my head and left me to enjoy the smell of the pig's dungs. It was an environment filled with nothing buy raw ammonia.
The smell was awful, my love for her was worth it. I stayed on.
This continued for over a year.
The last day, as I was dragged to the interrogation room once again, I suddenly realized there were just the 2 men holding me in the camp, looking at them, I knew they've been given an order to shoot to kill if ever I tried to escape.
They put me down, bent to grab the kits, but this was the only chance I had. I grabbed a rifle from one of them, flung it up to shatter this upper jaws, the next second the rifle was mine, I ducked as the other man threw a very heavy punch towards me.
Standing once again, I ducked once again but this time, I placed a fine kick just right through his thighs. Felt like I'd crushed his Blokos or something closer than that's cos I could see him cry in pains.
I had the time to take all the shots I could. Emptied the damn magazine on him, took the keys off his pocket and reached the truck outside the yard.
Got out, and then I headed to the border...
Got to city and with a few tools and the gsm I found in he truck, I bought a Sim and dialled a few numbers.
Didn't want to hear all she was saying, all I wanted was to see her once again. To hold her in my arms and to tell her its alright even though its been over a year.
Thank goodness I found someone that had just the same shape, walked like her too, even the hair were just as dark as hers but one thing was not the same.
She looked pale. This could only happen with a pregnant woman. I got closer and seeing her, happiness overwhelmed me.
Hugged, reached her lips for a kiss, but she turned away to avoid my lips. Maybe she isn't ready.
Minutes later, she broke the greatest reality to me. She was pregnant for my brother.
The same people for whom I'd fought and killed. The same reasons why I was made to share a room with pigs and their dung. The same people for whom I'd stayed hungry for a long time.
They'd all betrayed me, while I was suffering, they made love to the extent they even made a child too.
That was how betrayed I was.
All my fight was for vanity, no love at home, no brother to tell me welcome.
I cried, but I'm a man. I held my head up and stood up to reality
I was betrayed
©MrPinner 2017
What Does A Man Want From A Relationship With You As A Woman
For the umpteenth time, never allow sex be the only asset you've got to offer in your relationship with any man.
We men are like babies, sometimes we don't even know what we want from a relationship but in some cases, were hit by the greatest reality of all time and that's when you see us jumping up and down even if you're there in the home.
What does a man want in a relationship? Its definitely something other than sex. Call it companionship, respect and all that, but it doesn't end there...
Fiction: Adultery In NYSC Camp. Mr Matt Querries Aunty Vera
It was not a small issue last night my dear people I stood and watched as aunt Vera, a very fine neighbor was packed out and sent back to her parent's house by her lovely husband
Anunt Vera as I said is a very fine lady, her skin dey shine, her bobby stand, her lips are always red and she loves fine boys too. She is a married woman ooo. But she nor dey let fine boy waka pass.
Aunt Vera was a student but around august last year, she completed her degree and was posted this January for NYSC. I respected aunt Vera a lot but what she did took some part of this respect away (may be about 2%)
According to uncle Matt, when aunt Vera had spent a week on camp, he got a call from the NYSC that his wife is doing some corner marking. Not that she was actually marking the floor or a football pitch but as always, she was keeping some corner marking on some young male corpers.
3 days later uncle matt said he got a call that his wife has finally disgraced her wedding vows. She was doing some Oyibo play with corper fine boy.
Please My Sister, Do Not Be A Gold Digger
Many of you out there expect to have a perfect home or what I'll call a readymade happiness somewhere. But one thing you've failed to understand is that nothing good comes without the sweat of a man.
"My husband will have cars, big house and all the chores will be taken care of by the maids".
And so you'll begin to look for cars to take you on a ride, from rides to the bed and from the bed, you start picturing yourself living in the mansion, owning the car and being the General manager of the home.
Yes naa, You just want to walk into a furnished home, sit your ass down and eat all the good and groceries, watch TV, wear good clothes and ride the cars and call your self a human.
Maybe you've forgotten that behind every successful man is a woman. But if you've forgotten, I'll have you understand that he didn't acquire such wealth without the presence of a woman in his life.