So John went out to hangout with friends and on this evening, he decided to enjoy himself in one of his regular spots, on this spot, he met Amanda (Names Altered to conceal identity).
Amanda was at the same spot with her boo. Boo won nairabet and decided to spoil her silly. Boo ordered some beer, BBQ and before coming out to the spot, he got a couple clothes for Amanda.
As they enjoy themselves, Amanda's boo went to pee and while he was peeing,...
THAT PASTOR LIED BUT YOU BELIEVED HIM: HERE IS THE TRUTH HE NEVER TOLD YOU
I just have been in serious pains since morning ever since that useless pastor made that sermon.
After this sermon the idiot asked the younger ladies to cast and bind every Okada rider from their life, aside from this, he also asked them to pray against suitors living in one room apartments.
My sister come and see prayer, all the girls bent down, some even raised their hands up, others bright out their handkerchief and prayed like never befo...
2 Important Chinese Words That Will Save Your Relationship
It was my 32nd year and as a single man, I was tired of it all. Everybody around me is beginning to look at me with some kind of corner eyes, even my parents frown at me each time I find time to visit them.
They want to carry their grand children, grand kids from their one and only son. This actually made it difficult for me to coexist among people without feeling uneasy. The last Christmas a woman had almost eaten me Up with her eyes when I stretched...
Fiction: Adultery In NYSC Camp. Mr Matt Querries Aunty Vera
It was not a small issue last night my dear people I stood and watched as aunt Vera, a very fine neighbor was packed out and sent back to her parent's house by her lovely husband
Anunt Vera as I said is a very fine lady, her skin dey shine, her bobby stand, her lips are always red and she loves fine boys too. She is a married woman ooo. But she nor dey let fine boy...
Please My Sister, Do Not Be A Gold Digger
Many of you out there expect to have a perfect home or what I'll call a readymade happiness somewhere. But one thing you've failed to understand is that nothing good comes without the sweat of a man.
"My husband will have cars, big house and all the chores will be taken care of by the maids".
And so you'll begin to look for cars to take you on a ride, from rides...
I Never Knew Nigerian Recession Affected Big Butts Too
Sometimes I Wonder if these girls have conscience at all. So you be fine girl, you walk the streets with a big, sorry a very huge butt, you also have big bress. And your hair looks good too.
I wonder how you managed to know I love those things you're carrying about and so I came close, we talk small,I collect number. That day pass.
The next day, I call, you came out,...
S€x: The Most Effective Way To Make Love To A Woman
Always ensure you start the whole thing from the neck.
The truth is that Every woman loves the tingling, body-shuddering, goose pimples-eliciting, otherwordly sensation that courses through the body as it responds to the feel of the teeth (be subtle guys, this is not some Suya or Kilishi that you bite anyhow, just bite gingerly), as it also responds to the feel...
Fiction: The Most Memorable Way To Celebrate Valentine
So the night came, she'd come from afar, we had fun like crazy, she's a fine girl, I be fine boy too.
Obudu was a Wonderful place to behold. The green landscape alone is alone to make a man cum, the food nko? so breathtaking.
To the dance hall, we danced and I actually had a little drama arranged when we stepped in the spot. It was a display of roses and so I arranged...
Nigeria Politics: The Monsters Will Come Again In 2018/2019 Election Campaigns
And so Richard Nwachukwu became a very bad leader. I loved my people to the extend that I beat them up each time they refuse to bow to me.
Every body grumbled and frowned at my method of leadership and since I was sure its not bad after all, I decided to make a presentation.
In this presentation, I gathered those in my cabinet that pointed corrective fingers...
Do You Know You Can Make A Child Smile All Days Of His Life?
I remember when I'd I learnt how to make a source of light from battery and bulb along with the wires. Mehn. It was such a nice thing. I felt like a hero. My dad said I will be a great engineer.
I wanted to be an engineer and so I wanted to know how to be an engineer. I wanted to be a hero and so I wanted to know how to reach the hero's world.
Luckily, my uncle came...
An Important Lesson I Learnt From 2017 LAGOS City Marathon
It was the Lagos city marathon and so I decided to run. Just at about the time when we all stood on the 0m Mark, the shot was fired. Oya come and see race.
People sabi run oo. Come and see race my brothers. Some people even ran and forgot the fact that its a marathon and not a 100m Race.
Some people were even faster than Hussain Bolt. Bolt nor sabi run naa. Come...
The Effects Of Looting On Nigeria's Citizens
I'm not surprised that the only reason why Nigeria is in this thing called #Recession is because sombori somewia, some people somehow decided to milk every thing Nigeria ever had and stash it somewhere under their homes.
I'm a young Nigerian guy, I've not eaten good food for days now, I walk into the bush to ease my self on my way to Portharcourt and there I see a...
Mother Married For Me And The Wife Brought Me Joy
So my mother promised to marry for me and I thought its a joke. I moved back to portharcourt where I had a teaching job. I have a Bachelor degree in Physics education and so I taught my students very well and made sure they never lacked anything.
It was a Friday morning and so I quickly went to work so I complete all I'm supposed to do and come home in order to prepare for some Clubbin...
My Experience As A Nigerian Final Year Student Wasn't Easy
FINAL YEAR EXAM PALAVA
I remember how I wrote the previous papers, they were easy as stress free. Despite the normal 4 hour 30 minutes designated for Design of structural elements, I left the hall within 2 hours. Now this is what happened with the last paper for the semester.
It was another core course, 4 units course for that matter, the course lecturer had directed that we read some certain areas and ignore the others. Being tired of the school...
10 Important Facts You Must Know About Orgasm
Have These In Mind If You Want Her To Reach Orgasm
1. Talk to your partner, and ask her what she wants you to do to her
2. Always create a romantic atmosphere (Understand those things that brings out the real happy side of he...
Reasons Why YOu Must Marry Your Best Friend
RELATIONSHIP VS FRIENDSHIP
So I've been friends with this guy for over 5 years now, been friends with this lady for about 2 years now and we're still in that little world called friendship, we're happy.
Its not because we do not fight, its not because we have no differences, its simply because we kept the friendship going, we understand our boundaries and we know when its time for a break and the right time for laughte...
6 Questions You Can Never Answer If You're A Cheat
IF YOU ARE MARRIED AND STILL CHEATS ON YOUR PARTNER, PLEASE ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS
1. What style of sex does that intruder offer that your wife/husband doesn't give you?
2. Does it mean you didn't look at your partner very closely observe him/her before you proposed to her or accepted his marriage proposa...
How To Quickly Help Your Sex Partner Reach Orgasm This Valentine
Orgasms? Oh Yea Orgasm.
Its a very necessary thing in your life as a human being, but wait, most of you actually think its only necessary for females but you're totally wrong. Others don't even know how to send your lady to the world of orgasm, but I'm sure this will do. If it doesn't, inbox me, I have over 3 volumes on several ways to throw her/him to the orgasm world.
Listen,...
The Importance of Smaller Jobs In Your Life As A Beginner
In my country Nigeria, there seem to be a new way of linking everything that's evil to the president.
The Unemployed ones blame Buhari, Even SSCE holder still shout Buhari when they cannot buy airtime for their Babe...
Mother Who Is My Father?
When I was small my mother told me a lie. She said my father had died before I was born. That the trees and hills witnessed his fall. She told me of the funeral, of the things people said and the things people did.
But this was the same lie she told my junior brother and the one that came after him. Since it was so it simply means different men fathered us, and each of this men died before their offspring was bor...
