ALWAYS LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP AND BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU LAND TOO

So John went out to hangout with friends and on this evening, he decided to enjoy himself in one of his regular spots, on this spot, he met Amanda (Names Altered to conceal identity).

Amanda was at the same spot with her boo. Boo won nairabet and decided to spoil her silly. Boo ordered some beer, BBQ and before coming out to the spot, he got a couple clothes for Amanda.

As they enjoy themselves, Amanda's boo went to pee and while he was peeing, John came to Amanda, spoke a few words and finally dropped what seemed like a complimentary card.

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THAT PASTOR LIED BUT YOU BELIEVED HIM: HERE IS THE TRUTH HE NEVER TOLD YOU

I just have been in serious pains since morning ever since that useless pastor made that sermon.

After this sermon the idiot asked the younger ladies to cast and bind every Okada rider from their life, aside from this, he also asked them to pray against suitors living in one room apartments.

My sister come and see prayer, all the girls bent down, some even raised their hands up, others bright out their handkerchief and prayed like never before.

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2 Important Chinese Words That Will Save Your Relationship

It was my 32nd year and as a single man, I was tired of it all. Everybody around me is beginning to look at me with some kind of corner eyes, even my parents frown at me each time I find time to visit them.

They want to carry their grand children, grand kids from their one and only son. This actually made it difficult for me to coexist among people without feeling uneasy. The last Christmas a woman had almost eaten me Up with her eyes when I stretched my hands to carry her baby who continually smiled at me.

At one time, a guy had almost pushed me off the way because I walked in between himself and his lover.

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Fiction: Adultery In NYSC Camp. Mr Matt Querries Aunty Vera

It was not a small issue last night my dear people I stood and watched as aunt Vera, a very fine neighbor was packed out and sent back to her parent's house by her lovely husband

Anunt Vera as I said is a very fine lady, her skin dey shine, her bobby stand, her lips are always red and she loves fine boys too. She is a married woman ooo. But she nor dey let fine boy waka pass.

Aunt Vera was a student but around august last year, she completed her degree and was posted this January for NYSC. I respected aunt Vera a lot but what she did took some part of this respect away (may be about 2%)

According to uncle Matt, when aunt Vera had spent a week on camp, he got a call from the NYSC that his wife is doing some corner marking. Not that she was actually marking the floor or a football pitch but as always, she was keeping some corner marking on some young male corpers.

3 days later uncle matt said he got a call that his wife has finally disgraced her wedding vows. She was doing some Oyibo play with corper fine boy.

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Please My Sister, Do Not Be A Gold Digger

Many of you out there expect to have a perfect home or what I'll call a readymade happiness somewhere. But one thing you've failed to understand is that nothing good comes without the sweat of a man.

"My husband will have cars, big house and all the chores will be taken care of by the maids".

And so you'll begin to look for cars to take you on a ride, from rides to the bed and from the bed, you start picturing yourself living in the mansion, owning the car and being the General manager of the home.

Yes naa, You just want to walk into a furnished home, sit your ass down and eat all the good and groceries, watch TV, wear good clothes and ride the cars and call your self a human.

Maybe you've forgotten that behind every successful man is a woman. But if you've forgotten, I'll have you understand that he didn't acquire such wealth without the presence of a woman in his life.

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I Never Knew Nigerian Recession Affected Big Butts Too

Sometimes I Wonder if these girls have conscience at all. So you be fine girl, you walk the streets with a big, sorry a very huge butt, you also have big bress. And your hair looks good too.

I wonder how you managed to know I love those things you're carrying about and so I came close, we talk small,I collect number. That day pass.

The next day, I call, you came out, carrying the same assets. We hangout, drink small, chop small suya.

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S€x: The Most Effective Way To Make Love To A Woman

Always ensure you start the whole thing from the neck.

The truth is that Every woman loves the tingling, body-shuddering, goose pimples-eliciting, otherwordly sensation that courses through the body as it responds to the feel of the teeth (be subtle guys, this is not some Suya or Kilishi that you bite anyhow,  just bite gingerly), as it also responds to the feel of the tip of the tongue, as it gallivants around the skin of the neck.

As quickly as you begin to get the moaning and gasps, advance to the multi-task mode and watch out for the most pleasurable moments ever.

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Fiction: The Most Memorable Way To Celebrate Valentine

So the night came, she'd come from afar, we had fun like crazy, she's a fine girl, I be fine boy too.

Obudu was a Wonderful place to behold. The green landscape alone is alone to make a man cum, the food nko? so breathtaking.

To the dance hall, we danced and I actually had a little drama arranged when we stepped in the spot. It was a display of roses and so I arranged a very romantically decorated table for 2. Hired a violin also and had Nancy play it just as soon as she's seated.

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Nigeria Politics: The Monsters Will Come Again In 2018/2019 Election Campaigns

And so Richard Nwachukwu became a very bad leader. I loved my people to the extend that I beat them up each time they refuse to bow to me.

Every body grumbled and frowned at my method of leadership and since I was sure its not bad after all, I decided to make a presentation.

In this presentation, I gathered those in my cabinet that pointed corrective fingers at my modus of Leadership. To me, they were Ndi Ara, werey and ijiots who didn't understand the philosophy of the common man.

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Do You Know You Can Make A Child Smile All Days Of His Life?

I remember when I'd I learnt how to make a source of light from battery and bulb along with the wires. Mehn. It was such a nice thing. I felt like a hero. My dad said I will be a great engineer.

I wanted to be an engineer and so I wanted to know how to be an engineer. I wanted to be a hero and so I wanted to know how to reach the hero's world.

Luckily, my uncle came from Lagos and hearing all that's said about me, he decided to take me to Lagos. I was just 7 year old and to me, I was already a man.

Uncle is a business man, uncle had a shop in Alaba, uncle had a fine house along with a fine wife. Yes a fine wife. Uncles wife was a very fine sombori. For a small boy of my age, I found it hard to understand the mystery of angels and how they came to the world let alone understand how one could be living in my uncles house.

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An Important Lesson I Learnt From 2017 LAGOS City Marathon

It was the Lagos city marathon and so I decided to run. Just at about the time when we all stood on the 0m Mark, the shot was fired. Oya come and see race.

People sabi run oo. Come and see race my brothers. Some people even ran and forgot the fact that its a marathon and not a 100m Race.

Some people were even faster than Hussain Bolt. Bolt nor sabi run naa. Come and see legs, sweat dripped from my body and when I could no longer run, I decided to study the whole thing.

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The Effects Of Looting On Nigeria's Citizens

I'm not surprised that the only reason why Nigeria is in this thing called #Recession is because sombori somewia, some people somehow decided to milk every thing Nigeria ever had and stash it somewhere under their homes.

I'm a young Nigerian guy, I've not eaten good food for days now, I walk into the bush to ease my self on my way to Portharcourt and there I see a mother with her 3 kids struggling to pick palm nuts, this they'll sell and use the money to buy food for the family.

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Mother Married For Me And The Wife Brought Me Joy

So my mother promised to marry for me and I thought its a joke. I moved back to portharcourt where I had a teaching job. I have a Bachelor degree in Physics education and so I taught my students very well and made sure they never lacked anything.

It was a Friday morning and so I quickly went to work so I complete all I'm supposed to do and come home in order to prepare for some Clubbing.

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My Experience As A Nigerian Final Year Student Wasn't Easy

FINAL YEAR EXAM PALAVA

I remember how I wrote the previous papers, they were easy as stress free. Despite the normal 4 hour 30 minutes designated for Design of structural elements, I left the hall within 2 hours. Now this is what happened with the last paper for the semester.

It was another core course, 4 units course for that matter, the course lecturer had directed that we read some certain areas and ignore the others. Being tired of the school system already, I read more of the areas he'd prescribed and read less of the area he didn't mention.

It was now time for exams, having read all the areas he'd prescribed, I confidently went to sit at the front (Na me be book na), answer sheet was distributed and I got mine. Secondly it was the question paper.

I rest my head for a while, may be a minute or so in order to kill all the exam-linked tension within me and finally raised my head. Just as I scanned through the question paper, my eyes turned red, an instant headache struck me. The course lecturer had deceived us.

Instead of the areas he'd mentioned, he brought questions from other areas that pleased him. I was dead. I stood still for minutes, sweat covered my body, I looked back, front, side ways only to discover I was siding at the middle of those I knew wouldn't stand a chance with me if it were competition.

I looked at the walls, I also began to count the ceilings around me and chew a lot out of my pencil. The Biro I had with me would have complained if only it had mouth to as I chewed all my frustration against the cover.

I looked around the hall, there were over 5 invigilators whose faces were strange to me.

Instantly a kind of courage descended on me and I called on one of them.

Me: Weldone sir,
Him: Yes, What's the problem
Me: Oga nor vex oo. The thing be say if you leave me here, I go die. I go get this course carryover.
Him: so what would you like me to do?

(This was strange, I've never heard or seen an invigilator this nice before)

Hearing what he'd said, I quickly scanned the hall with my wonderful eyes and over there at the back, I saw akpors. Akpors was seriously busy with his answer sheet. He was writing the thing. I wanted to be with my real guy akoors

Me: I would like to go to the back seat

Him: that's not possible, do not worry, once I see a good spot, I'll take you there.

For 10 minutes I waited, I tried to talk to the guy besides me, he Quickly covered his answer sheet and said "Oyo" to me (Meaning On your own) chai.

The other person by my right did not even answer me
This was my finally year exams ooo. Any little thing, I'll have to come back for an extension. God forbid.

But my God who understands the plight of the innocent undergraduate did many wonders that day.

Suddenly the course lecturer came close, he was not with his colleague as they laughed at the students, calling them Olodo (Little did they know the biggest olodo sat very close to them)

Quickly, he began to describe how to tackle the question with his colleague, chai. My people I tuned in oo. I adjusted my hearing frequency. Eben though he was over 7ft away from my sitting position, I just focused my ears and made sure I wrote everything as he'd described it.

I wrote oo. I punched the calculator, it was the right answer, I wanted to jump but no way, out of the 4 questions, this was the most weighed as it was assigned 25marks.

Being sure of the answer I'd gotten, I quickly answered the others and submitted my booklet.

After my exams, I quickly went to a nearby shop and bought 2 cold bottles of Eva Water and presented to the lecturers and they congratulated me, saying I'm a good boy. For my mind. Una help my solution.

After the exams, those I whispered to for an answer had their face frowned, they complained of the question too.

The akpors I was hoping to go and sit with didn't answer the question I answered, this simply means he missed the 25 marks assigned to the question.

I was happy, now I know God created me well, he added a hearing organ that's just superb.

That is how I got an A in that course, that's how I made it out of the higher institution.

Isn't this a testimony?

Good morning my people.

©MrPinner 2017

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10 Important Facts You Must Know About Orgasm

Have These In Mind If You Want Her To Reach Orgasm

1. Talk to your partner, and ask her what she wants you to do to her

2. Always create a romantic atmosphere (Understand those things that brings out the real happy side of her)

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Reasons Why YOu Must Marry Your Best Friend

RELATIONSHIP VS FRIENDSHIP

So I've been friends with this guy for over 5 years now, been friends with this lady for about 2 years now and we're still in that little world called friendship, we're happy.

Its not because we do not fight, its not because we have no differences, its simply because we kept the friendship going, we understand our boundaries and we know when its time for a break and the right time for laughter.

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6 Questions You Can Never Answer If You're A Cheat

IF YOU ARE MARRIED AND STILL CHEATS ON YOUR PARTNER, PLEASE ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS

1. What style of sex does that intruder offer that your wife/husband doesn't give you?

2. Does it mean you didn't look at your partner very closely observe him/her before you proposed to her or accepted his marriage proposal?

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How To Quickly Help Your Sex Partner Reach Orgasm This Valentine

Orgasms? Oh Yea Orgasm.

Its a very necessary thing in your life as a human being, but wait, most of you actually think its only necessary for females but you're totally wrong. Others don't even know how to send your lady to the world of orgasm, but I'm sure this will do. If it doesn't, inbox me, I have over 3 volumes on several ways to throw her/him to the orgasm world.

Listen, an orgasm is necessary for both male and female, forget these educated people who tagged it Cuming and made it peculiar to males because orgasm is orgasm.

For the females, its reached at that point when you begin to feel like the wall is spinning, your head seems to have opened and the only thing that you can get a hold of is the vibration from within you.

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The Importance of Smaller Jobs In Your Life As A Beginner

In my country Nigeria, there seem to be a new way of linking everything that's evil to the president.
The Unemployed ones blame Buhari, Even SSCE holder still shout Buhari when they cannot buy airtime for their Babes.

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Mother Who Is My Father?

When I was small my mother told me a lie. She said my father had died before I was born. That the trees and hills witnessed his fall. She told me of the funeral, of the things people said and the things people did.

But this was the same lie she told my junior brother and the one that came after him. Since it was so it simply means different men fathered us, and each of this men died before their offspring was born.

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